Tie up your hair when working on drill presses.
About the speaker
Matthew Abess is a curator at The Wolfsonian–Florida International University. His most recent project was the exhibition and accompanying publication, Margin of Error. He holds a B.A. in English from the University of Pennsylvania. He is proficient in Microsoft Word, PowerPoint, and Excel. He has never been convicted of a felony or a first degree misdemeanor, nor ever pled no contest to a crime which is a felony or a first degree misdemeanor, nor ever pled guilty to a crime which is a felony or a first degree misdemeanor, nor ever had the adjudication of guilt withheld for a crime which is a felony or a first degree misdemeanor. He certifies that to the best of his knowledge and belief all of the statements contained herein are true, correct, complete, and made in good faith.
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