Unspeakable Misfortunes

“When all else fails, when you go to the workplace, just think of mother.”

“If you search risk tolerance on Google, it turns out that the strongest metaphor for it is mostly white men in business suits on a tightrope.”

“For anyone that works around flammable materials, don’t carry a lit wick while you’re handling them or you will provoke unspeakable misfortunes.”