Art director in Atlanta, Ice Cream Sandwich Enthusiast, hasn't been in a good bouncy castle in a while.

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Not being taken seriously

The only thing in life better than one bagel is two bagels.

Steve Martin as King Tut because it made me believe you can be that weird and still make money.

Making French Toast that blows people away

A guy that makes a waffle the size of an adult and then sleeps inside of it and there's a reality show based off that because I assume there's a core demographic wanting it

That time that Arby's changed their logo in 2012 and the changed it again in 2013 like we wouldn't notice those awful 3D graphics

How to take an ordinary object and think of the weirdest way to present it in a photo