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the english language.

understanding when to use, when not to use, and why the oxford comma is so popular.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and smell the roses every once in a while, you might miss it."

Those who achieve a lot and remain humble.

Getting people's names wrong in the absolute worst situation possible.

Puppy wrangler.

A mile is 5,280 feet.

How to tie a bowline on a bight.

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