an acre or so available on the south side of town.

not giving smart-ass answers to questions.

has always been while drunk and forgotten when sober.

Anybody reading this during working hours instead of working. You are my hero.

The ability to keep a secret.

I've backed up motor vehicles, forklifts, boats, myself, others, pets, files/data, and toilets.

I'd have to be braindead to answer this effectively.

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