Perpetually injured. Product Design Lead at @opallabs. Likes vegetables. #rctid., coffee tasting, the offsides rule in soccer, user interface design, southeast-Wisconsinite culture, hyper-vigilance, the first four seasons of Futurama, usability, raw honey, hiking in the Columbia Gorge, the ending of The Sopranos, cooking jasmine rice perfectly, cats.

My handwriting, sketching, or really anything to do with my stupid hands scrawling horrible, incomprehensible things on paper.

"If you're going through Hell, keep going."

My parents, because how can you admire anyone more than your goddamn parents?

I can shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips, and I can drop meatballs out of my eye sockets.

I'd probably shoot for a job bangin' together papaya salads and curry pastes at Pok Pok.

The military phonetic alphabet. Alpha, bravo, charlie, delta, echo, foxtrot, golf, hotel, india, juliet, kilo, lima, mike, november, oscar, papa, quebec, romeo, sierra, tango, uniform, victor, whiskey, x-ray, yankee, zulu.

How to count to 300.