I've lived a life learning lessons and losing lotteries.

People, places and things.

Tolerating the ignorant and ill informed.

Live each day as if it's either your first or your last.

My heros in life are those who do what they can, when they can, simply because they can.

I attract the guano crazy like a magnet attracts steel threads.

I want to be Bosley to Charlie's Angels.

Virtually everything except algebra.

The value of kindness and the importance of compassion. Or how to make water balloons out of condoms.

Steve hasn't saved anything yet.