Cymraes, writer and part-time goblin. I do digital marketing and other questionable things. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

memes and nothing else

many things but mostly my inability to keep a cactus alive for longer than fifty minutes

'follow your dreams' which I DID and I am now the proud owner of a small hoover

the woman at Spar who always offers me a free copy of The Sun despite me constantly turning her down, you gotta admire such perseverance in this day and age

my pancakes are always incredible, but only once they've fallen from the ceiling

domesticated cat

a disturbing amount of Titanic trivia (both film and actual maritime disaster)

pretty bold to assume I have the ability to retain information in the first place, let alone pass it on to another human being

GIFs are the past, I only have favourite internet-fried Spongebob JPEGs